Drunks hitting pans with their dicks. PAUL FORD at The Morning News takes
one for the team. While I don’t know exactly how his habit of 6 word
‘twittering” (now a verb apparently) aides humanity, Mr. Ford has taken the
HUGE trouble of listening to 48 continuous hours of music from 763 of the
acts appearing this week at the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival in
Austin, Texas. He’s saved us and himself from even further torture by
making each and every one of his reviews 6 words long, providing us with
gems like “Soft pink vagina frosted jazz cupcakes” to describe a tune by
Abra Moore and the shudder inducing yet intriguing “Turn away, Coldplay’s
raping Maroon 5.” This list made me more likely to listen to the bad
songs…which is really what SXSW is all about, no?
~Eileen “Kiss Me, I’m Irish “Greene

Published by: Brian Miller on Mar 14, 2008 at 10:02 PM


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