In what can only be described as a coup of hipster cross branding, N.E.R.D.’s new video for “Everybody Nose” is based on the party photo blog LastNightsParty.com. The song is admittedly not the strongest offering from N.E.R.D but the chorus will be come a summer anthem and pound through your head every time you leave a club bathroom and pass these girls.

These are the girls that will not speak to you. They will not look at you. Should they look at you it will be with a blank, vapid stare than belies that they could possibly be thinking “…is he holding?”. They are not smart. They are not attractive.
With that said, they are sexy… and there is a whole bunch of them. Much like the way beagles get dumber the more of them you put together, these girls get sexier the more of them you cram into a bathroom stall.

With that said the video has all the hipster touchpoints Skinny pants? Check. Sexy Sexy?(we already mentioned) Check.Kanye West Cameo? Check. Giant costumed nose and lightly hidden metaphors to Bolivian Marching Powder? …Oh yes

What I don’t get is, Is this Song/Video Pro or Con going to the bathroom every 10 minutes with sexy girls?